CosT ate a bread that was over it's due date, this made him so angry that he decided to learn to read the due date next time..

due, next, learn

I wish people would learn to be nice to me, next time someone gives me shit i'm gonna give them what they're due!

wish, shit, someone

I wish someone would take a shit on Jamzi, or perhaps all of Orkfia.

Would, Perhaps, Orkfia

Perhaps cost will shit on orkfia

tooth, wand, tree

The Tooth-Fairy's wand Is big as an Oak Tree.

Iron, Scan, Glass

Ironman by Black Sabbath and Heart of Glass by Blondie are two examples of great British songs, i'm not sure which nationality Voivod (who of course recorded the famous song “Brain Scan”) are though?

British, brain, famous

how can it be that the tiny brain of the brittish singer cliff richard become so famous?

dog, cat, mouse

when the mouse ate our cat, our dog was so impressed he run away.

american, boy, ubisoft

After laughing for a good while on account the quoted sentence above was so poorly written the American Boy decided to play Ubisoft's next best game: Assasins Creed II.

Dynamo, Dutch, Water

the chance that the dutch will win from the rising water is as big as a dynamo spin around by himself.

big, clean, wood

I could really imagine a porno called “Cleaning the big wood”

Porno, imagine, spin

Can you Imagine Mario Lopez making the next big hit spin-off show? So you think you can make a Porno?

Frog, Submarine, Brain

“Get out of my submarine, Frog - You're hurting my brain” - Winston Churchill

Hazard, anus, eagle

the anus of a eagle can withstand a hazard, while the other body parts fly away.


clifhanger, rubber-tail, shovel

i cant respond on myself so elvis please spam a new sentance

Crap I forgot this was still around, sorry BB

book, deliver, host

which delivery boy will host the big book show?

clifhanger, rubber-tail, shovel

clifhanger, rubber-tail, shovel again? This was asked last month. :)

sea lions, pda, today

I was working at a brewery today. The day had been going extremely slow - it was hot, muggy and the smell of beer was beginning to make my hangover from the previous nights activities become unbearable.
As I sat at my post, watching as the machines worked.. watching as the other employees went about doing their own work they were employed for.. I began to wonder how I had become a brewery sea lion. My whiskers were trimmed - I liked too look professional. I had a nice suit - custom tailored.. it is extremely hard to find a nice suit which will fit a sea lion. My hat, made of extremely fine Egyptian silk, had been given to me as a gift from my girlfriend before the accident.
Now, let me tell you about the accident.. it involved a PDA, a sea lion.. and a very long time ago - it happened today.. and that's about all I can remember.


Shit story I know.. I did try.

Words;

Nice story... Makes me think about the time I used to just sit on the grass, glassy-eyed, drinking wine from a brass goblet. Oh I miss those days.
I know it has nothing to do with your story, I just suddenly remembered it. Maybe mentioning Egyptian silk has something to do with it.

orcs, orks, uruks

what are all these orcs, orks and uruks doing here?

dorks, forks, corks

Well, only dorks attempt to use forks to open corks. The geeks engineer a spiral to do it (hence the cork-opener), and then the nerds talk about how they would have done it better if they were any good at inventing, kind of like in that one movie...

0, 1, 2

we probably should teach iluros the difference between numbers and words, but guess we'll leave that 1 for later seeing he likely got 0 in maths in hs, and english 2 :p

sausage, pina colada, whips

Pfft. Arabic numerals are symbols with abstract meaning which correspond to a vocal articulation. They're words, they just are written out in the roman alphabet differently (zero, one, two). Take some linguistics, man. :D

Anyway...

After reading Halcyon's reply I hollowed out his sausage with whips, then made him drink piña colada out of the resulting vessel.

Now, for some actual non-word characters:
", (, -

;)

“Ohhhh”, the Iluros yelled as loud as the Iluros could to gain the attention of Orkfia, “I love this song!” - he is of course refering to 'Mark Pledger feat. Melinda Gareh - Time Stands Still (Andy Duguid Mix)'.

How, Now, Cow
Sow, Dow, Plow.. ok, just the first line pl0x.